Maybe they were trying to cryogenically freeze their Hyundai until a year when they are viewed as "classics" and therefore acceptable to be seen in public with

I had this happen to me once about 10 years ago when I got home from being on the road for a few weeks. Wasn't nearly to the same extent, but I had a solid inch of ice on the windshield and sealing both doors shut. Broke three friends ice scrapers before finally deciding to grab the torch

thats fantastic. no way out now. gotta wait til the spring I guess and hope it doesn't come off the roof in one big chunk

damn son you messed up!