Jesus H. Christ has a driver's license. No kidding.

This Popemobile was rolled out about three seconds before Pope Benedict XVI announced his retirement in early 2013. Was this Benedict’s judgment of the new, more streamlined, more suburban Mercedes-Benz M-Class? Probably not. This version of the Popemobile got a lot of updates, from soft halogen lighting over the throne to a motorized lift in the greenhouse to raise the pope up even further for better visibility. This M-Class has been made shorter, too, so it’s easier to bring along on a plane. But it still won’t fit in an overhead compartment.

Neil's words of wisdom.

Dishonorable Mention: The 10 Most Embarrassing Award Winners in Automotive History

With a shocking amount of bodywork, someone made an SLS AMG Roadster into a Merc 300. Would you drive that? I would.

Elon Musk, CEO of Tesla Motors, responds to the New York Times' unfavorable review of the Model S, claiming the reviewer set the car up for failure.