Biker Crushed By SUV In NYC Attack Hires Celeb Lawyer Gloria Allred.

Jay Mieses, the rider run over by Alexian Lien's Range Rover in Sunday's terrifying biker vs SUV incident, has hired celebrity lawyer Gloria Allred. This is about to get ugly.

NBC News reports that Mieses' family issued a statement "asking for privacy" when they hired Allred, which is a complete contradiction, as anyone who is familiar with Gloria Allred knows.

Allred is "the perfect storm of opportunism, fame-whoring, and rudeness" as my colleagues at Jezebel put it. She is known for extremely high-profile sexual harassment cases and for being a dick.

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